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Wtf, Beyonce.

Journal Entry: Fri Dec 4, 2009, 6:57 AM
Mood: 波動拳!:batman:
Listening to:
Watching: Scooby Doo
Drinking: Fruit Punch Soda


I was going to be nice about this...

But dude.

How the hell am I supposed to get my Freakum Dress on if you keep deleting all your gottdamn videos on Youtube?


Why is it that my dog never has anything to do but go outside and poop 3-4 times a day when I have A TON of things to do everyday?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why do your own farts smell better than other people's farts?

Why is it that I always have wake up to the voice of slutty girls on a repetitive Girls Gone Wild infomercial every night?

Why is it that I always wake up to lame voice dubbing of various animus on Cartoon Network in morning?

I fear the day it invades my dreams and consumes my soul.

Why is my workplace filled with pimps and hoes?

Why has there been a lump on my eye for years now?
Is it cancer?
Am I going to die???

It's okay if I die. But I want all my toys buried with me. Or burned. Or donated to kids without toys.
I'll leave a note on my corpse what to do with them.

Why do poke me and call me a triple O.G. on a regular basis?

Why do you bitch about something you ordered when you didn't even know what it was and didn't bother asking?
Don't make me bring the silly stick out...

Where is the remove all favorites button in the Message Centre? ;< I miss it.

Why do you use the toilet and let the yellow mellow when it's GROSS?
And why don't you bother to wash your hands afterward when you're about to freakin' eat??
Would you like someone to piss in your food and rub their goodies all over it before you eat it? They might as well, you nasty...

And wtf is up with airline food?
I mean.
Come on.

Am I right? Am I right?



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LadyBolet Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
If I could fave journal entries...
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Tailsimp Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009
Because they don't care about other's as long as they get their money. :(

Because what dogs do, lucky devils.

Because your mind always wants you to feel good, so it seems they smell better.

Because you fell asleep watching Comedy central?

Because you chaned the channel to cartoon network after waking up in the night?

A good amount of people fear the day too, but for other reasons.

Because there are too many lonely people at your work?

You will die, though I can't say if it's b/c of the lump on your eye.

Toys!!! :)

Because we want what we want and we want it now!

It vanished with the "easy to find" Note button.


I fear we'll never know what's up with it...
Or why I gave this long reply...
TerrorEffect Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009
xD I was hoping someone would actually give answers to my obnoxious questions. :hug:
Tailsimp Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009
Any time ^^ :hug:
Stephje Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009
oh that are many things...
I hope that you can forget about those things that bother you while your doing something fun.
Or that u have something where you looking forward too (not dead)
TerrorEffect Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2009
I don't know what's fun anymore. ;<
Stephje Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2009
ow :( then u got to search something that you like
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